The Unconventional Vampire

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I actually saw this type of vampire when I was a kid. He lived in the apartment above my grandmother's, only this kind of vampire didn't drink blood, just wine—several bottles a day, in fact—and instead of going out at night, he'd sleep very soundly. He was a drunk vampire... I wonder why he drank so much? Maybe he needed to forget something. Anyway, he never bit anyone.
Don't laugh... these are very true stories.